Dive into the archives.
- #3510
Anchor in news meeting: “I saw a hooker downtown today… it is the first sign of spring!”
- #3506
Weatherman to Producer: “The camera has cutoff most of our female anchor on 4×3.”
Producer: “And yet our ratings have just gone up.”
- #3499
City Editor calling the senior citizen’s center after hearing a possible fire call on the scanner: “Hey, can you tell me if you guys are on fire over there?”
- #3498
Online conversation between two Reporters in different markets:
Reporter #1: “What are you doing?”
Reporter #2: “Not much. It’s pretty slow. Nobody has been shot in like the last four hours.”
- #3494
TV Photographer to Asst. News Director: “I saw the best bumper sticker last night! It said, ‘TV is to News what Bumper Stickers are to Philosophy.”
Asst. News Director: “Ha! That’s so true.”
- #3488
Cop on scanner: “There’s about 100 Chinese people marching with flags toward city hall. Did we know that?”
- #3487
Assignment Editor: “I’m calling Oklahoma to see if they’re covering the ex-husband who lit his ex-wife on fire.”
Producer: “He was just trying to re-kindle the romance.”
- #3485
Paranoid Reporter, after receiving a press release from the Church of Scientology for the first time: “Oh. My. God. Why am I on Scientology’s radar?”
- #3480
Editor to Cops Reporter: “I just heard on the scanner about some lady with a bag full of snakes running away from the supermarket.”
Cops Reporter after calling to check on it: “Uhhh that was a bag of steaks.”
- #3477
“I hate that I have to fact check what the mayor says.”
- #3476
Editor: “Why does this woman have a public defender? She stole $16,000. Can’t she afford an attorney?”
- #3475
School District Superintendent to Reporter: “You didn’t throw me under the bus. You just showed me the bus.”
- #3474
“If you’re riding as a passenger in the back seat of a car, don’t shoot the driver. It’s one of those things you shouldn’t have to tell people.”
- #3471
News Editor #1: “What’s Tim Tebow’s title?”
News Editor #2: “Football superstar.”
- #3469
Producer reading Google news headlines: “Britain is sending 42 million condoms to South Africa to prevent the spread of HIV during the World Cup.”
Director: “Goooooaaaaaal!”
