Overheard in the Newsroom » Sexual

#9318

OHnewsroom — Tue, 22 May 2012 21:24:44 +0000

Photog: “Why weren’t you in the meeting.”

Assignment Editor: “Because I was with the intern.”

Photog: “That’s what Bill Clinton said.”

#9306

OHnewsroom — Fri, 18 May 2012 08:32:55 +0000

Editor: “There’s a reception for the outgoing president today.”

Reporter: “It’s just going to be a bunch of people jacking each other off and I don’t want to be in the splash zone.”

#9294

OHnewsroom — Thu, 17 May 2012 00:00:09 +0000

Editor, looking at a photo of a multi-vehicle crash: “There’s lots of damage in the rear.”

Reporter: “That usually happens in a four-way.”

#9286

OHnewsroom — Wed, 16 May 2012 01:54:45 +0000

Reporter to editor: “Did you take masturbation out of the headline? It was going to get so many hits!”

#9232

OHnewsroom — Thu, 03 May 2012 16:56:04 +0000

News editor: “If porn movies with the Octomom aren’t arts and entertainment, I don’t know what are.”

#9220

OHnewsroom — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 18:06:34 +0000

Copy editor, reading a story about John Edwards: “Couldn’t we have put the words ‘crazy slut’ in the headline?”

#9195

OHnewsroom — Wed, 18 Apr 2012 17:45:05 +0000

Opinion editor: “It’s more than seven inches. It’s good.”

#9168

OHnewsroom — Sat, 24 Mar 2012 12:58:05 +0000

Anchor 1, in regards to the high school student who asked a porn star to prom: “Which picture of the porn star should I use? The one of her with her finger in her mouth?”

Anchor 2: “Maybe not one where she’s sticking her finger anywhere.”

#9160

OHnewsroom — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 05:51:48 +0000

“I’ve told the IT guy more than once — there are totally legit reasons for looking up pornography.”

#9153

OHnewsroom — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 03:05:35 +0000

Assistant opinion editor at a college newspaper: “Sometimes I fear that I may be crazy enough to run around naked and jerk off in public.”

Sports director: “Don’t do drugs, kids.”