Dive into the archives.
- #3495
Designer doing a cutout: “I’ve spent more time inside Edie Falco’s crotch than any man ever should.”
- #3491
Editor-in-Chief: “Thank you for coming.”
Reporter: “That’s what she said.”
Online Editor: “(Name)!”
Reporter: “Sorry it just slipped out.”
Online Editor: “That’s what she said.”
- #3472
Photo Director to Graphics Editor: “I’m just trying to help you make it not look like a penis. I’m not saying it’s accurate.”
- #3469
Producer reading Google news headlines: “Britain is sending 42 million condoms to South Africa to prevent the spread of HIV during the World Cup.”
Director: “Goooooaaaaaal!”
- #3466
Web Producer #1: “There were a lot of reports this past winter about a flasher up north. Why would someone want to be a flasher in the winter?”
Web Producer #2: “I know, you’d think he’d wait until summer so it’s a little more flattering.”
- #3460
Editor reading a police item: “56-year-old woman arrested for stealing essential arousal oils and a bag of shrimp from a local grocery store.”
Editor: “I’ve always found shrimp to be erotic.”
- #3457
News Anchor, on air: “Feel moist right now? You should.” (tosses to weatherman)
- #3452
Director’s take on Chatroulette: “There is the occasional penis, sure. But that’s just like life, isn’t it?”
- #3403
Female Reporter: “Hopefully these guys are dirty old bastards so I can flirt my way into getting them to do an interview.”
- #3398
Web Editor #1 eyeing a news picture of a soldier: “Is this a man or a woman?”
Web Editor #2 to another: “He wants you to say woman so he can perve at the picture.”
Web Editor #1: “It’s 2010. I can perve at either.”
- #3395
Talking about a review for ‘Alice in Wonderland’:
Reporter: “The best part was definitely Anne Hathaway’s 3D cleavage.”
News Editor: “Was it like this?” (Shows a picture of Hathaway’s side boob from a Google image.)
Reporter: “Yeah, but more Disney-fied.”
News Editor: “What, did they have little Mickey Mouse ears on them?”
- #3318
Copy Editor: “All the story does is talk about how great she is and how great her family is … it’s a verbal blow job!”
- #3314
Editor, upon hearing that Yale students will be able to post 500- to 1,000-word essays about their sexual escapades on a special website: “I could do it in a tweet.”
- #3291
Editor, talking about food recipes: “It’s actually pretty easy to bone a duck.”
- #3286
Features Editor: “I’m invited to ‘Puppetry of the Penis!’ Yes!!!”
Photo Editor: “See if you can pull any strings.”
