Dive into the archives.
- #9292
Political reporter referring to a forum: “It was a heaping helping of cluster with a bit of sideshow.”
- #9291
Cop reporter: “I’m beginning to think he’s not going to call me. I’m being stood up by an alleged sexual predator.”
- #9290
Departing intern about her replacement interns: “They’re new, they’re shiny, they smell like new cars.”
- #9289
Adviser for a high school newspaper: “You’re really going to have to slow down when you talk.” Reporter: “You’re really going to have to speed up when you think.”
- #9288
Managing Editor: “I think I’d like it if I understood it, but I don’t have time to understand it.”
- #9287
Assistant editor, about complaint over running the wrong day’s horoscope: “I’m not sure this woman leaves the house much. I offered to email them to her and she didn’t know what I meant.”
- #9286
Reporter to editor: “Did you take masturbation out of the headline? It was going to get so many hits!”
- #9278
Editor: “I’m celebrating Mother’s Day. I don’t have children, but I have reporters.”
- #9276
Reporter to source on phone: “No, you don’t need to give me an address. I’m a reporter, I know where everyone is at all times.”
- #9275
Online news writer: “I pressed some weird shortcut and now my keyboard is typing Arabic.”
- #9274
Reporter covering abortion protests: “So, lunch then bloody fetuses or bloody fetuses and then lunch?”
- #9272
Assistant News Director: “If you have America’s Next Top Model on before your show you should lead with the gay marriage story.”
- #9270
Copy editor: “It’s not the font’s fault.”
- #9268
Reporter 1 on how many stories he wrote in one day: “You’re just popping them out today!” Reporter 2: “Yeah, I’m like the Octomom except instead of kids, I have stories.”
- #9266
Newspaper managing editor, watching the local news: “I hate how self-satisfied TV anchors are.”
- #9263
Managing Editor: “Man, we cleaned up on obits today. Got about $500 worth of death right here.”
- #9262
While watching newscasts: “Why does the other station have a motorcycle in their television studio?”
- #9261
News editor on election night: “We’ll be burping and farting all night.”
- #9260
Reporter: “I left home without my notepad this morning. I feel like I’m missing my pants or something.”
- #9259
News editor: “I can’t spell hors d’ oeuvres, so I always change it to ‘snacks.’”
