Dive into the archives.
- #3494
TV Photographer to Asst. News Director: “I saw the best bumper sticker last night! It said, ‘TV is to News what Bumper Stickers are to Philosophy.”
Asst. News Director: “Ha! That’s so true.”
- #3492
Web Editor having trouble writing a headline: “Maybe I should try actually reading the story before writing the headline.”
- #3489
Reporter #1: “We aren’t allowed to eat at our desks anymore. Apparently we’re going upscale.”
Reporter #2: “Meals or does this include donuts, M&M’s and these really stale crackers?”
- #3485
Paranoid Reporter, after receiving a press release from the Church of Scientology for the first time: “Oh. My. God. Why am I on Scientology’s radar?”
- #3483
Editor: “You’re supposed to have fun at work, and throwing things is approved behavior.”
- #3482
Reporter #1, complimenting a company-paid pen: “Ooh. Smooth ink action!”
Reporter #2: “Agreed! I’d been waiting for a nice pen to appear in the supplies cabinet.”
Reporter #1: “I’m putting off my resignation!”
- #3481
Weekly newspaper Reporter: “I’m a one-man news team. Just add a tambourine.”
- #3470
Editor to Paginator toning photos: “She’s a little bright in the face, but she’ll reproduce okay.”
- #3468
Production Manager over the intercom: “Attention everyone … The server gods have shined upon us once again. We’re back up and running.”
- #3465
Editor to Writer on her way out the door to a meeting: “Just keep pissing people off.”
- #3456
News Director reading cover letter: “Everyone says local news is dying. I don’t believe it.”
Producer: “Aww. Isn’t that sweet.”
- #3455
College newspaper Web guy: “Silly journalists, technology is for nerds.”
- #3454
Reporter, coming back from late night meeting with ketchup on her shirt: “I hate working nightside. It’s so much harder to eat and drive when it’s dark out.”
- #3453
Editor to a double-speaking elected official: “If you’d tell the truth, you’d never have to remember what you said.”
- #3451
Intern to Staff: “I don’t drink.”
Anchor: “You haven’t been in the business long enough.”
