Overheard in the Newsroom » Ewww

#9024

OHnewsroom — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 15:10:34 +0000

High school sports reporter: “The kid burped in my recorder. I should spell his name wrong.”

#9021

OHnewsroom — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 04:55:03 +0000

Veteran features writer on his 21-year-old son: “Still, he doesn’t pee in the washing machine anymore so that’s an improvement.”

#9013

OHnewsroom — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 15:08:28 +0000

Reporter: “I hate talking to that guy, he has diarrhea of the mouth.”

Editor: “And it’s your job as a reporter to pick the nuts out of that crap and make something that everyone will eat up.”

#9009

OHnewsroom — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 04:50:17 +0000

Page designer: “I got the meatballs as far away from the hemorrhoids as possible.”

#8998

OHnewsroom — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 04:55:17 +0000

Producer 1, after explaining cat’s vet visit: “So look at it this way: No matter how bad things get around here, at least solids aren’t coming out your peehole.”

Producer 2: “You’re right. Can we change our tagline from ‘Your Local News Source’ to that?”

#8969

OHnewsroom — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 12:23:15 +0000

City editor: “I probably shouldn’t be reading this dog poop story while eating lunch.”

#8968

OHnewsroom — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 09:22:22 +0000

Scanner: “Illegal dumping in the street.”

Reporter: “Is someone taking a shit on the streets in downtown, again?”

#8962

OHnewsroom — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 17:07:37 +0000

Reporter: “I think a murder charge would look better on a criminal record than sodomy with a horse.”

#8940

OHnewsroom — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 03:14:58 +0000

Web producer: “I already have 2 retweets on the dog sex story.”

#8899

OHnewsroom — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 16:09:33 +0000

Anchor: “Do you have chocolate in the candy jar?”

Producer: “No. [Indicating toy] But I have jellybeans in the reindeer’s butt.”