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#9306

OHnewsroom — Fri, 18 May 2012 08:32:55 +0000

Editor: “There’s a reception for the outgoing president today.”

Reporter: “It’s just going to be a bunch of people jacking each other off and I don’t want to be in the splash zone.”

#9265

OHnewsroom — Wed, 09 May 2012 14:32:22 +0000

Reporter: “That guy’s so stupid you wonder how he brushes his teeth in the morning without sticking the toothbrush up his ass first.”

#9261

OHnewsroom — Wed, 09 May 2012 05:22:40 +0000

News editor on election night: “We’ll be burping and farting all night.”

#9223

OHnewsroom — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 03:11:15 +0000

Reporter on the phone: “I can’t imagine having a ferret with diarrhea.”

#9185

OHnewsroom — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 00:15:29 +0000

Editor In Chief: “It smells very interesting in this office.”

News Editor: “Well first, it smells like a sewer bust outside. And then we had Chinese food.”

#9157

OHnewsroom — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 21:09:08 +0000

Editor: “It’s not called pink slime, it’s called finely textured beef, ok?”

#9147

OHnewsroom — Wed, 21 Mar 2012 10:42:11 +0000

Reporter, on covering a health exhibit that included a walk-through inflatable colon: “I guess I better shit out a story now.”

#9123

OHnewsroom — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 20:59:44 +0000

Food editor after trying a new soda: “You know what this reminds me of? When I spray hairspray in my mouth.”

#9116

OHnewsroom — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 00:38:07 +0000

Sports editor after covering a series of state tournaments: “You know you’ve been on the road too much when you find a pair of dirty socks in your camera bag.”

#9091

OHnewsroom — Sat, 25 Feb 2012 16:07:16 +0000

Designer: “Would you call this color a Pepto-Bismol?”

Reporter: “Yeah, I think so. That or a pureed liver.”

Designer: “Either way, you end up back at Pepto-Bismol.”