Dive into the archives.
- #9274
Reporter covering abortion protests: “So, lunch then bloody fetuses or bloody fetuses and then lunch?”
- #9273
Copy Editor doing a photo cutout: “Oops. I just cut that man’s foot off. This is why I’m not a doctor.”
- #9272
Assistant News Director: “If you have America’s Next Top Model on before your show you should lead with the gay marriage story.”
- #9268
Reporter 1 on how many stories he wrote in one day: “You’re just popping them out today!” Reporter 2: “Yeah, I’m like the Octomom except instead of kids, I have stories.”
- #9259
News editor: “I can’t spell hors d’ oeuvres, so I always change it to ‘snacks.’”
- #9258
College paper’s news reporter: “Joe Biden, stop emailing me!”
- #9256
Editor: “This ice wine counterfeit issue in China is actually a huge, huge problem.” Reporter: “Whatever, just give me some grape Kool-Aid and some Everclear.”
- #9253
Assistant editor pitching an idea to the editor: “It’s not just shitting out stuff like we do in the blog.”
- #9250
Reporter to managing editor, who’s raising concerns about obscenities in an article: “Come on, it’s just two shits and a blow job.”
- #9244
Female photographer: “It’s a good thing I’m a girl. I can creepily take pictures of children.”
- #9238
Court reporter to cops reporter: “I’ll get you some court stuff and we can slam it all together. A story omelette.”
- #9237
Editor: “Did you write this story about firefighters rescuing a cat in a tree.” Reporter: “Yes. I thought it was interesting.” Editor: “It’s not. I don’t want to see this again.”
- #9235
Associate Editor: “There is going to be a ribbon cutting. Aren’t you excited? That means they are going to get out the big scissors.”
- #9234
Producer 1 to producer 2 talking with reporter on a short package: “Don’t put a time on something that sucks.”
- #9230
News Editor: “If we auto-tuned this article, it would be a hit on YouTube.”
- #9227
Editor trying to come up with headline dealing with a dog: “Did the dog give them ‘paws?’” Editor 2: “ … We need to stop talking about this … we’re losing brain cells as we speak.”
- #9226
“Is it ‘Brangelina is’ or ‘Brangelina are?’”
- #9220
Copy editor, reading a story about John Edwards: “Couldn’t we have put the words ‘crazy slut’ in the headline?”
- #9219
Editor: “We have 78 inches of obits in tomorrow’s paper. I don’t think we’re going to have any subscribers left.”
- #9218
“Are the stripper, prostitute and girlfriend all the same person?”
