Dive into the archives.
- #3495
Designer doing a cutout: “I’ve spent more time inside Edie Falco’s crotch than any man ever should.”
- #3493
Reporter proofing a sports page with a swimming portrait: “Is this the high-definition nipple picture they were talking about?”
- #3492
Web Editor having trouble writing a headline: “Maybe I should try actually reading the story before writing the headline.”
- #3488
Cop on scanner: “There’s about 100 Chinese people marching with flags toward city hall. Did we know that?”
- #3487
Assignment Editor: “I’m calling Oklahoma to see if they’re covering the ex-husband who lit his ex-wife on fire.”
Producer: “He was just trying to re-kindle the romance.”
- #3486
EP to Meteorologist: “I love how the lightning stops right at the state line. Even the lightning is like ‘Fuck I don’t want to be in Alabama.’”
- #3485
Paranoid Reporter, after receiving a press release from the Church of Scientology for the first time: “Oh. My. God. Why am I on Scientology’s radar?”
- #3478
Editor: “Have we had anything about this dead woman yet?”
Reporter: “No, she’s only been dead for like an hour.”
Editor: “Scoop!”
- #3477
“I hate that I have to fact check what the mayor says.”
- #3474
“If you’re riding as a passenger in the back seat of a car, don’t shoot the driver. It’s one of those things you shouldn’t have to tell people.”
- #3472
Photo Director to Graphics Editor: “I’m just trying to help you make it not look like a penis. I’m not saying it’s accurate.”
- #3471
News Editor #1: “What’s Tim Tebow’s title?”
News Editor #2: “Football superstar.”
- #3467
Editor on story of 110-year-old’s birthday: “If we have to hold the story, check the obits before running it.”
- #3463
“I find it rather ironic that right when all I want is a margarita, I have to cover a drug/alcohol presentation at the high school.”
- #3461
Photo Editor, putting together national photo gallery: “Man, I’m into my third same sex marriage!”
