Dive into the archives.
- #9299
Producer: “Breaking news makes me hungry.”
- #9296
Editor: “So, this chicken nugget is on eBay?”
- #9295
Reporter on the way to a barn fire: “If this is just a shed I’m going to be pissed. There better be a body in there.”
- #9294
Editor, looking at a photo of a multi-vehicle crash: “There’s lots of damage in the rear.” Reporter: “That usually happens in a four-way.”
- #9293
New reporter: “So what’s the deal with that park? It seems pretty nice.” Veteran copy editor: “Nah, you don’t want to walk around there. That’s where all the winos hang out.”
- #9292
Political reporter referring to a forum: “It was a heaping helping of cluster with a bit of sideshow.”
- #9290
Departing intern about her replacement interns: “They’re new, they’re shiny, they smell like new cars.”
- #9289
Adviser for a high school newspaper: “You’re really going to have to slow down when you talk.” Reporter: “You’re really going to have to speed up when you think.”
- #9288
Managing Editor: “I think I’d like it if I understood it, but I don’t have time to understand it.”
- #9286
Reporter to editor: “Did you take masturbation out of the headline? It was going to get so many hits!”
- #9285
Reporter on phone: “Is there a difference between a strip club and wig shop?”
- #9283
Male reporter: “My focus is my package.” Female producer: “I’m sure it is. You’re a dude.”
- #9282
Reporter on the phone: “I don’t know how to calculate at cat’s ‘real’ age.”
- #9281
Editor about the police scanner: “What did they say was in the road?” Cop reporter: “A boy.” Editor: “Oh. That’s my road. He’s a little shit.”
- #9280
Traffic reporter, to the morning anchor’s toddler: “I know you! I’ve seen you on Twitter.”
- #9279
City editor on the phone: “Wait, did you say hotmail.com? That’s why it isn’t working. I thought you said hogmail.com.”
- #9278
Editor: “I’m celebrating Mother’s Day. I don’t have children, but I have reporters.”
- #9277
Editor, after retrieving stack of papers from printer that a reporter printed: “Jaguars are shaving themselves in the jungle right now to deal with the global warming you’ve caused.”
- #9275
Online news writer: “I pressed some weird shortcut and now my keyboard is typing Arabic.”
- #9274
Reporter covering abortion protests: “So, lunch then bloody fetuses or bloody fetuses and then lunch?”
