Dive into the archives.
- #9256
Editor: “This ice wine counterfeit issue in China is actually a huge, huge problem.” Reporter: “Whatever, just give me some grape Kool-Aid and some Everclear.”
- #9255
Social Editor: “I wish new moms would just admit their babies look like Yoda.”
- #9254
Reporter: “What if there were a Hunger Games but with journalists? Each newspaper sends one female and one male reporter. And then they cut and stab each other with pica poles.”
- #9253
Assistant editor pitching an idea to the editor: “It’s not just shitting out stuff like we do in the blog.”
- #9252
Graphic Designer: “Why is it called old newsboy? Why not girl? [Reporter] is not a boy.” Female Reporter: “Thank you for noticing that I have a vagina, not a penis.”
- #9251
TV producer on day of strike action: “Can you believe that there are so many people here, but no one of any use?”
- #9250
Reporter to managing editor, who’s raising concerns about obscenities in an article: “Come on, it’s just two shits and a blow job.”
- #9249
Page designer: “How am I supposed to work without my Snuggie?!”
- #9248
Reporter 1, speaking about allergy medication: “This says take one every two hours.” Reporter 2: “Immediately I take two. That means good shit happens.”
- #9247
Managing editor: “So Facebook, a company created by college students for college students wants to advertise with a college newspaper? Why?” Reporter: “It’s all a part of Zuckerberg’s plan to conquer the world.”
- #9246
Copy Editor: “If I had feelings, they’d be hurt right now.”
- #9245
Sub-Editor to Graphic Designer, who’s been hunched over his iPhone for a good half an hour: “Are you playing Draw Something?”
- #9244
Female photographer: “It’s a good thing I’m a girl. I can creepily take pictures of children.”
- #9243
Web editor, after standing up to answer the phone: “Wow, I haven’t stood up in awhile. It must feel like taking a vitamin, or seeing the sun or something.”
- #9242
Photographer: “Just got an email wondering if I would photograph guests at an event in exchange for hanging out with a live baby cheetah.” Web reporter: “This is an obvious yes.”
- #9241
Editor: “More people would work here if we built blanket tents.”
- #9240
Copy Editor: “Is it weird o’clock already?”
- #9239
Copy editor on returning to a rural newspaper from a week-long vacation: “I totally missed hearing ‘cows’ on the scanner.”
- #9238
Court reporter to cops reporter: “I’ll get you some court stuff and we can slam it all together. A story omelette.”
- #9237
Editor: “Did you write this story about firefighters rescuing a cat in a tree.” Reporter: “Yes. I thought it was interesting.” Editor: “It’s not. I don’t want to see this again.”
