Dive into the archives.
- #4205
Producer giving directions to other producer: “Do you know which side is the 3rd base side?”
Anchor: “Oh, she knows all about 3rd base!”
- #4204
Editor after co-workers rushed to eat free cookies: “The newsroom is full of people who weren’t allowed to eat sugar as children.”
- #4203
One male photog to another: “I really liked your package… And I mean that in a not gay way.”
- #4202
Senior designer to clerk: “Is Facebook different from Myspace?”
- #4201
Editor: “What’s this photo, cleavage of the year?”
- #4200
Older Sales Manager to 20s-something reporter: “I’d like to see your Rolodex.”
Reporter: “I don’t have a Rolodex!”
- #4199
Reporter answering phone: “Hello? I was so hoping it would be you and not another death threat.”
- #4198
Editor walks into the newsroom: “I’m not saying we’ve cut our staff, but this is the second day in a row we’ve only turned the lights on in half the newsroom.”
- #4197
Caller with a story idea: “You did a story on her once before. She was standing in front of (the school) with a lot of dog poop.”
- #4196
Page editor trying to get page done: “How long? Time and length.”
Reporter: “Five minutes, ten inches.”
- #4195
“My biceps are getting huge from all the turd polishing I’ve had to do here.”
- #4194
College newspaper copy chief: “Grammar is all I have!”
- #4193
City editor: “I leave for 10 minutes and my desk is filled with shit!”
- #4192
Reporter: “I just spilled coffee all over my keyboard. I guess I’m a real reporter now.”
- #4191
News Editor, while trying to make an article fit: “God, it’s like cutting fingers off your baby — you have to go for ones it doesn’t need… like the pinky.”
- #4190
Entertainment editor: “Last time we tried to replace Rex Morgan, we had people show up with pitchforks and walkers.”
- #4189
Editor to reporter: “It’d be nice to start it out on a happy note. And end it on a happy note. And just put the crappy stuff in the middle.”
- #4188
Student reporter on story about teacher sex scandal: “She’s not allowed to talk to anyone under 18. I’m gonna get arrested to interview her.”
- #4187
Anchor, on air, camera on a dog: “And we’ll be back with a furry little feline… wait, that’s a dog. Not a cat. It’s early. Someone get me some coffee.”
- #4186
Reporter: “I’m a man. I dry my tears with Brillo Pads.”
