Dive into the archives.
- #3292
“Tomorrow, I’m calling in crazy.”
- #3291
Editor, talking about food recipes: “It’s actually pretty easy to bone a duck.”
- #3290
Reporter to Source: “That’s kind of the point of the interview. You kind of have to talk a little bit.”
- #3289
Editor, discussing a meeting with funeral home directors: “You know what it reminded me of? ‘Night of the Living Dead.’ It was like being in a room full of zombies. And they would have eaten our brains, too, if they had gotten the chance.”
- #3288
“We should soak our teabags in alcohol first.”
- #3287
Producer: “This whale is the Amy Bishop of killer whales.”
- #3286
Features Editor: “I’m invited to ‘Puppetry of the Penis!’ Yes!!!” Photo Editor: “See if you can pull any strings.”
- #3285
“They don’t call them ‘cuddly whales.’”
- #3284
Student Life and Arts Editor: “I went to Health Services, but they just said I was congested. Obviously. My face was swollen and one eye was tearing up!” Student Editor-in-Chief: “That’s probably just the natural effects of spending too much time in this office.”
- #3283
Copy Editor: “There are either proofs or cake over here, because everyone’s standing and waiting.”
- #3282
“Sometimes in life you have to eat a cold burrito.”
- #3281
Environment Reporter who almost ran over a falcon: “Birds belong in the sky, not in front of my truck.”
- #3280
Meteorologist: “Since we have to come in on time and stay late, because of the Olympics, I think we should have an open bar between 7 and 8:30.” Reporter: “It would be like the 4th hour of the Today Show.”
- #3279
Features Editor: “What are you looking at?” Arts Editor: “It’s Action Comics #1. Someone posted it online. I figured that instead of saving up a million dollars for a copy, I could just read it here.” Features Editor: “Sigh… print is dead.”
- #3278
Reporter #1: “I heard they just let the Intern do a story about race.” Reporter #2: “Ouch. They’re feeding her to the trolls so young?”
- #3277
Producer: “I’m going to practice the ‘tush push’ in the studio.” Assignment Desk Editor: “Shouldn’t you do that in the privacy of your own home?”
- #3276
Executive Producer: “How come all of a sudden I have a soul?” Promo guy: “I’m pretty sure you still don’t have one.”
- #3275
Online Editor struggling with weather map: “Damn. If only New Jersey was a horizontal state.”
- #3274
Editor after hearing a Reporter is in the hospital: “Did he get his story filed?”
- #3273
Staffer working on a feature bride article: “In the description of the bride’s gown, she’s written that her veil has pencil thin Satan piping.”
