Dive into the archives.
- #2580
New Assistant Director: “So now I have all the work without the pay.”
Co-Worker: “So you signed the ‘No Vaseline’ contract, huh?”
- #2579
One Editor to another: “Nothing says love like a knife to the throat.”
- #2578
Reporter on covering a local BBQ joint burning down: “Oh it’s a total loss. But that’s the best smelling fire I’ve ever covered.”
- #2577
Reporter #1: “How come you never hear about people using Angel Dust anymore?”
Reporter #2: “Maybe they won THAT war on drugs?”
- #2576
Reporter: “I’m copy editing, and every time I change something, I feel a little bit more like God.”
- #2575
Reporter #1: “Meryl Streep could play anything.”
Reporter #2: “Except attractive.”
- #2574
Producer to Control Room (about Meteorologist): “He sure likes that ‘mixed bag of precip.’”
- #2573
Jaded Cops Reporter to disheartened Intern: “If you want someone to blow sunshine up your ass, you’re in the wrong profession.”
- #2572
Assistant Editor to Photographer: “I got a story about the Vagina Monologues. You got a photo to go with that?”
- #2571
Editor: “Man, is it blustery out there!”
Reporter: “That’s OK, because tomorrow I’m Miami bound.”
Editor: “Screw you.”
- #2570
Sub Editor to Reporter on news of socialite’s engagement to wealthy older man: “Are you sure you want to call him her ‘finance’ or is that a spelling mistake?”
- #2569
Photog to Reporter: “Our relationship like dating without the romance. We have long talks, spend hours together in the car, fight and eat meals together.”
- #2568
Producer working New Year’s Eve: “We couldn’t put the bar any lower if we put it on the ground.”
- #2567
New Intern: “Is there a dress code here?”
Managing Editor: “We’re just lucky we can afford clothes.”
- #2566
Police Scanner: “He’s standing on the bridge and says he is going to jump.”
Anchor: “Isn’t that the little bridge in the valley?”
Web Editor: “Step back or I’ll sprain my ankle!”
