Copy editor hearing reports of a drive-by shooting suspect returning to the crime scene:

“If at first you don’t succeed, wait for the cops to clear the scene, circle the block suspiciously for awhile, then try try again.”

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I only saw the first little bit on Twitter. I think I like my own imagined conclusion better: “If at first you don’t succeed, drive by again.” Ha! It works.

Patti added these pithy words on Sep 29 09 at 3:57 am
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