Dive into the archives.
- 687
Editor 1: “The stringer isn’t sexually-repressed at all.”
Editor 2: “What?”
Editor 1: “‘His size inside was sorely missed.’ We can’t print that! My sports section is becoming a giant ‘That’s what she said’ joke.”
- 686
“Did you do Barbie yet?”
- 685
“What’s the deal with the Jack Bauer on the Gordon Freeman?”
Online Editor, on an urgent article retraction
- 684
“I love how it’s just you and me in this room, and no penises, so we can play Taylor Swift.
One female editor to another
- 683
“I’ve had enough nuts for the day.”
Coworker talking about, we assume, nuts.
- 682
“You made tits out of the cake? Black tits?”
- 681
“Nobody’s ever referred to me as a stag in heat before.”
Writer to an editor
- 680
Reporter: “What’s it called when a guy puts his stuff in your face?”
Designer: “Teabag?”
Reporter: “No, his wanker.”
Designer: “I don’t know. You know who would know? Your son.”
Reporter: “Yes!”
- 679
Promotions: “So, will you be able to make some logo for me that I can use on a billboard?”
Designer: “Sure. What format would you like it in?”
Promotions: “In my inbox.”
- 678
Editor-in-Chief introducing the Business Manager at a staff meeting: “He’s the grumpy guy from the basement.”
Staffer: “So he’s a Cave troll.”
- 677
Reporter: “Why are you wearing all black?”
Editor: “I’m not. I have on shamrock underwear.”
- 676
“Man, I hope that’s not my shirt I smell.”
- 675
“I say a lot of things, some of them are even true.”
Business Manager to staffer
- 674
“Do you like free food? Free drinks? Does a Positive Mental Attitude mean anything to you? Good, wear something shiny.”
Two single male reporters, discussing their approach to finding dates to the annual newsroom awards banquet
- 673
“Hi! I was fat, and now I’m thin and buff!. … So irritating.”
Coworker discussing Renee Zellweger
