Web Producer: “Dude, did you talk to some woman about a moose?”
Assignment Editor: “Yes.”
Web Producer: “What smart-alec remark did you make to her?”
News Director: “Is he being a smart ass again?”
Assignment Editor: “It wasn’t a smart ass remark! It was a legitimate response.”
Newsroom Coordinator: “It is only 9 in the morning!”
Assignment Editor: “I wasn’t being a smart ass!”
